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101 Unuseless Japanese Inventions and 99 More Unuseless
Japanese Inventions - by Kenji Kawakami
Book Review, © Copyright 2003, Jim Loy
These inventions are wacky, but they are not useless; they are unuseless
("chindogu" in Japanese). They are all great, and the pictures are great, too.
Let me mention a few:
- A huge curved brush, so you can brush all of your hair with one
motion.
- A bath body suit, so you can take a bath without getting wet.
- A noodle eater's hair guard, so you don't get food in your hair, of
course.
- Little umbrellas for your shoes, to protect your shoes.
- A pedestrian stoplight, that you can carry with you, and make cars
stop.
- A drink decarbonator, to remove the carbonation from your carbinated
drinks.
- Training wheels for high heeled shoes.
- A mask that allows you to smoke 14 cigarettes at once, for heavy
smokers.
- Backward soles for your shoes, so people can't follow your
footprints.
- A lip stencil, for applying lipstick.
- Sole-less shoes, for nature lovers.
- Mirrors on half-dishes for dieters, so you can pretend that you are
eating a full meal.
- A portable zebra crossing, so you can cross the street whenever you
want.
- Fully functional breasts for Dad to feed Baby.
- A tee-shirt with grid coordinates on the back, so you can tell people
where to scratch.
- An earring safety net, in case your earring falls off.
- Baby mop; Baby crawls around, mopping the floor as he goes. This is
my favorite.
- Swiss army gloves, ten different tools, one on each finger.
- A table tennis paddle mask, so you can play table tennis with your
face.
- Wide awake eyes, so people will think you're awake.
And the list goes on and on and on and on and on and . . . I don't know
about you, but I can read this book over and over, and laugh out loud every
time. Also see http://www.chindogu.com.
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