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A friend of mine told me that I could meet women in the produce section of a super market. She said that I could ask for advice or information about the various unusual food items. And that could lead to further conversation and maybe marriage.
My mind soon began to ponder the obvious follow-up question, "What could go wrong with that scenario?" Here is what my mind came up with:
"Excuse me, miss. Could you tell me what this is?"
"That's a tomato, you idiot."
I haven't been brave enough to use my friend's advice.