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© Copyright 2001, Jim Loy
One of the most amazing acts in the world is
Sylvester the Jester, the
human cartoon character (and winner of the Baguette D'Or (golden wand) and
another prize at the Monte Carlo Magic Stars). Watch his eyes bug out. Watch
him make hot music with his brain. Watch steam come out of his ears. Watch him
shave with fly paper. Watch him staple his face back on ("Back to
normal!"). Witness his deep hat. Watch him lose his head. Watch him eat
green eggs and ham. Watch a safe fall on him, and smash him flat. Watch him
jump-start himself. He must be seen to be believed. In fact, you still won't
believe it. He must be seen to be not believed.
Besides being really mind boggling, Sylvester is not getting enough work. So, ask Jay Leno and David Letterman why they haven't had Sylvester the Jester on their shows. And hire him yourself. You will be amazed and laughing for days afterwards.