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A number of years ago, I walked into a bookstore, and there was a sign that said, "Say the secret Christmas words, and win ten free books." I said, "Bah humbug," and won ten free books. The bookstore proprietor lowered a rubber chicken from the ceiling, and gave me a box of books. It pays to be in the Christmas spirit.